Jews really suck at World Domination
Not a week goes by without some enlightened Arab language newspaper providing “evidence” about the “undeniable” fact that Jews are working towards world domination. So let’s just look at how well Jews have done so far at dominating the world.
First, obviously, the Jews have failed at dominating the media. Anyone out to dominate the world would first take care of these pesky newspapers who are tirelessly trying to reveal the fact that someone is well, trying to dominate the world. Score so far? Jews 0, World 1.
Second, Jews would take care of all Arab countries and Palestinians once and for all. After all, by dominating the world, they would have access to and control of all the nuclear weapons in the world and so would have no problem wiping out their enemies. But, you might say, public opinion would turn against Jews if they were to do that. No problem, wipe out critics too. It is obvious that the Jews have failed here as well. I mean, the whole world turned against them in Durban, Geneva, every week at the United Nations and every day in every Arab capital. Score so far? Jews 0 (still), World 2.
Then, there are the Jewish holidays. If I dominated the world, the least I would do, would be to make all Jewish holidays into National holidays so that Jews would not have to ask for time off all the time. And I would abolish all Christian and Muslim holidays too. After all, as the World Dominator, I would take care of my own kind first, wouldn’t you? And Christmas would be replaced with Mosesmas in a heartbeat. Here again, the Jews have missed so many opportunities to establish their domination. Jews 0, World 3.
According to so many brilliant publications by Muslim clerics and Q’uran scholars, Jews are constantly looking for the blood of young virgins and non-Jewish adolescents as one of the main ingredients for many ritual foods (Purim Hamentaschen, Passover Matza, etc…). So, as world dominators, the Jews should have started blood farms to make sure they have unlimited supplies of bodies for this purpose. Sure as hell beats having to always have to go and harvest the stuff from unwilling participants, wouldn’t you think? Boy, these Jews really don’t get it, do they? Jews 0, World 4.
And please, let’s take care of all these Holocaust deniers once and for all. The holocaust has been such a bonanza of PR and propaganda for the Jews, the last thing they would want is for someone to blow the cover off this thing. Come on, what are the Jews doing to silence all the deniers? Jews 0, World 5.
I rest my case. Jews really suck at World Domination. Can someone who really dominates the world maybe help Jews get better at this? Politically Correct thinkers for instance? Analysts who think that militants and terrorists are interchangeable words?